Watching: Hannah Montana... pls don't judge ------------------------------------------ Reading: Nothing -_- ---------------------------------Listening to: Jimmy Needham ----------------------------------------------Favourite of the week: Guinea pigs

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

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fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

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andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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chinad011:

mumumumumumuumumummuumummum

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Homes finally fighting back

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nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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rehaunt:

okay so there was this one time i went to walmart with a friend and someone just left their kid in the ball cage and it looked like walmart was selling children paired with a ball for five bucks

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clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

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