Watching: Hannah Montana... pls don't judge ------------------------------------------ Reading: Nothing -_- ---------------------------------Listening to: Jimmy Needham ----------------------------------------------Favourite of the week: Guinea pigs

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

Posted 3 weeks ago · via · © · with 433,806 notes

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

Posted 3 weeks ago · via · © · with 59,851 notes

themano:

White moms

Posted 3 weeks ago · via · © · with 91,585 notes

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

Posted 3 weeks ago · via · © · with 92,445 notes

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

Posted 1 month ago · via · © · with 806,896 notes

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

Posted 1 month ago · via · © · with 210,978 notes

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

Posted 1 month ago · via · © · with 756,672 notes

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

image

chinad011:

mumumumumumuumumummuumummum

Posted 1 month ago · via · © · with 38,897 notes

foreveralone-lyguy:

Homes finally fighting back

Posted 1 month ago · via · © · with 80,773 notes
Posted 1 month ago · via · © · with 94,049 notes

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

Posted 1 month ago · via · © · with 779,475 notes
Posted 1 month ago · via · © · with 212,818 notes

rehaunt:

okay so there was this one time i went to walmart with a friend and someone just left their kid in the ball cage and it looked like walmart was selling children paired with a ball for five bucks

Posted 1 month ago · via · © · with 191,234 notes
QH