Watching: Gossip Girl -------------------------------- Reading: Nothing -_- ---------------------------------Listening to: Ivoryline --------------------------------- Favourite of the week: Putting on nail polish and removing it under 12 hours later

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heyitstobes:

Her Majesty the Queen aka one time bond girl, sass queen, and a total bamf

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sluttyoliveoil:

Panic! at the Dentist

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relahvant:

owlapin:

owlapin:

Quick guys how do I establish contact with a male I find attractive

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i cant fucking believe you guys

the get a kik one made me snort

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kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

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boyytears:

do you remember that time hilary duff was afraid to sing onstage but then hilary duff helped her and so then hilary duff sang a duet with hilary duff and dreams were made???

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vegetarain:

ultrannoying:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a mango doot doot

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Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

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iamtheparadoxoflife:

bunnywith:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

in elementary school i constantly scored as reading at a college level but then i got to college and suddenly everyone’s reading at college level.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A POST THAT SO ACCURATELY DESCRIBES MY LIFE.

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totallylameandnotmetal:

quackquackdontdocrack:

when bros got their dicks out on omegle 

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omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile 

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jewsjewsjews:

My favorite line in Harry Potter. 

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1nd2rd3st:

gonna get laid

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guy:

Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:

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imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

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